cara memotong poni yang baik dan salah

jadikan gini hari ini gue motong poni, haha gapenting
tapi penting sih mengingat cara gue memotong poni sangat ekstrim...
maksudnya gue motong sendiri gitu,... tapi cara motongnya yang sangat ekstrim....

jadi sore-sore mau mandi gitu, terus gue merasa poni gue udah terlalu panjang. yah gue kan gamau poninya ngelewer nutupin mata kayak orangyangseringguesamatementemenkatakatain. yahahaha, jadi gini. motong poninya tuh gini....

alat dan bahan :
-poni yang sudah cukup panjang untuk digunting
-gunting yang tajam
-selotip/lakban
-kaca
-air

cara kerja

-sisir poni anda kedepan dan ratakan
-ukur sepanjang apa anda akan memotong poni anda lalu selotip
-gunting poni anda mengikuti pola selotip a.k.a lurus aja ngikutin selotipnya
-ngaca
-setelah puas dengan hasil bersihkan sisa poni anda dengan air

iya jadi intinya biar lurus motongnya poni nya gue selotip dulu gitu, hahahahaha....

dasar BIATCH!

IH MASA YA ADA ORANG YANG BIATCH BANGET

SIAPA LAGI KALO BUKAN LADY GAGA SI NORAK ITU....

ih sebel banget gua ama dia gara-gara, gue kan lagi browsing tentang jonas brothers gitu ya terus gue nemu berita yang amat sangat menjijikan banget....
begini

Lady Gaga Ingin Bercinta Dengan Jonas Brothers(klik disini)

Los Angeles Jonas Brothers memang tengah digandrungi. Penyanyi sekelas Lady Gaga pun sangat memujanya. Bahkan pelantun 'Poker Face' itu ingin bercinta dengan ketiganya. Wow!

"Aku sangat menyukai Jonas Brothers, mereka benar-benar berbakat. Aku pernah bertemu dengan mereka satu kali. Aku ingin sekali foursame (bercinta berempat) dengan mereka," ujar Lady Gaga cuek, seperti detikhot kutip dari Female First, Selasa (2/6/2009).

Memang bukan hubungan serius yang diinginkan permpuan yang gemar berpakaian unik itu. Ia hanya ingin satu malam penuh gairah dengan Kevin, Joe dan Nick Jonas.

Namun tampaknya Lady Gaga tak akan semudah itu merayu tiga pria ganteng tersebut. Karena penyanyi orbitan Walt Disney itu telah berkomitmen hanya akan melakukan hubungan seksual setelah menikah.(sumbernya lupa tapi ada detik gitu deh)

Dih najis banget kan ya.... yah, blog gua berubah deh jadi blog gossip. anjrit. udah ah najis banget gua. mendingan camilla belle si sengak itu deh dari pada lady gaga. setidaknya camilla belle adalah cewek yang manis dan baik hati, tapi mendingan taylor swift. bisa nyanyi. atau selena gomez mukanya cute. ugh najis banget ya. untung jonas brothers adalah cowok-cowok ganteng yang baik hati dan memakai promise ring/purity ring. mereka ganteng, suaranya keren, lagunya enak dan baik. maksud gue BAIK!!!!!!

lady gaga jelek, biatch dan sangat amat norak sekali banget. oiya ceritanya lady gaga alay jadi nulis gue tuh gu gu gitu najis. ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BIATCH MATI AJA!!!!

JONAS BROTHERS part2

1. jonas brothers pun takut sama FLU BABI!

Los Angeles - Virus H1N1 alias flu babi terus menyebar di Meksiko. The Jonas Brothers pun terpaksa menunda dua konsernya di negara tersebut untuk menghindari hal yang tak diinginkan. Rencananya band bersaudara itu akan pentas di Arena Monterrey, Meksiko pada 17 Mei mendatang. Namun mereka terpaksa menundanya hingga 31 Juli 2009 karena alasan kesehatanMundurnya konser Jonas Brothers tersebut mengurangi sedikit kekhawatiran para orang tua terhadap anak-anak mereka yang ingin menonton. Jonas Brothers berharap penyebaran flu babi pada Juli mendatang sudah makin bisa teratasi di Meksiko. sumber : HPGUE.com

yaiyalah, ga lucu aja kalo mereka pulang dari sana flu babi. gue bakal nangis darah.

2. JONAS di disney channel asia premiere nya tanggal 9 agustus 2009! beneran! beneran!

3. Jonas Brothers buka clothing line looooo. namanya jonas atau apa gitu apa wwd ya. lupa.
cuplikan :

Jenis pakaian yang dikeluarkan oleh Jonas Brothers adalah rompi sweater, polo shirts dengan dihiasi aksen sentuhan kerut-kerut di bagian leher dan juga jeans serta lain sebagainya. Untuk permulaan, Jonas Brothers memilih mengeluarkan pakaian. sumber: msn news/ okezone.com

4. sepertinya jonas brothers nggak dateng ke indonesia deh. ah yaampuuuun. kalo mereka dateng juga pasti tiketnya mahalllll. iya udah gue search berkali kali, akankah jb dateng ke indonesia. dan sepertinya enggak.

aaah gue gila, jonas brothers makes me crazier crazier.

5. video klip jonas brothers yang baru : paranoid udah bisa diliat di youtube
joe jonas nya rambutnya jadi agak keriting gitu.

6. album baru judulnya : lines,vines and trying time rilis tanggal 16 juni artinya pas kita ulangan umum. huhu. males.

udah gitu aja deh, oiya bonus lirik lagu jb yang video girl.

You met in work, you should've known better
It's gonna suck when the camera stops rolling
And you'll find out soon that the treatment wasn't worth it

They're all the same, they all want the money
They're all insane, they live for fame, honey
They laugh at you when you're not even being funny

Well, I've been here before
And I've seen firsthand and front row seat
This little thing they call a video girl

Video girl rocked my world for a whole two seconds
And now I know I'm not about to be another victim

Get out of my face, get out of my space
Get some class and kiss the past
'Cause I'm not about to be another victim
Of the video girl syndrome

You know it's bad when your mama doesn't like her
All your friends sayin' she's a liar
Never ending phone calls aren't enough
It's not enough, it's never enough

Move to LA, got no talent
Not even like you won a Miss Teen pageant
Daddy pays your bills but you still whine

Well, I've been here before
And I've seen firsthand and front row seat
What happens to a man when he gets in the hands of a

Video girl rocked my world for a whole two seconds
And now I know I'm not about to be another victim

Get out of my face, get out of my space
Get some class and kiss the past
'Cause I'm not about to be another victim
Of the video girl syndrome

You are never gonna see me miss her
Video girl syndrome
I'm not gonna be another victim
Of the video girl syndrome

Video girl rocked my world for a whole two seconds
And now I know I'm not about to be another victim

Get out of my face, get out of my space
Get some class and kiss the past
I'm not about to be another victim
Of the video girl syndrome
I won't be a victim
Of the video girl syndrome

you belong with me

You're on the phone with your girlfriend, She's upset
She's going off about something that you said
She doesnt get your humour like I do

I'm in the room, its a typical Tuesday night
I'm listening to the kind of music she doesnt like
And she'll never know your story like I do

But she wears short skirts, I wear t-shirts
She's cheer captain and I'm on the bleachers
Dreaming bout the day when you'll wake up and find
That what you're lookin for has been here the whole time

If you could see that I'm the one who understands you
Been here all along so why can't you see?
You belong with me
You belong with me

Walkin the streets with you in your worn out jeans
I cant help thinking this is how it ought to be
Laughing on the park bench thinkin to myself
Hey isnt this easy?

And you've got a smile that could light up this whole town
I havent seen it in awhile, since she brought you down
You say you find I know you better than that
Hey, Whatcha doing with a girl like that?

She wears high heels, I wear sneakers
She's cheer captain and I'm on the bleachers
Dreaming bout the day when you'll wake up and find
That what you're looking for has been here the whole time

If you could see that I'm the one who understands you
Been here all along so why can't you see?
You belong with me

Standin by, waiting at your back door
All this time how could you not know that?
You belong with me
You belong with me

Oh I remember you driving to my house in the middle of the night
I'm the one who makes you laugh when you know you're about to cry
I know your favorite songs and you tell me about your dreams
I think I know where you belong. I think I know it's with me.

Can't you see that I'm the one who understand you?
Been here all along so why can't you see?
You belong with me

Standing by or waiting at your back door
All this time how could you not know that
You belong with me
You belong with me

Have you ever thought just maybe
You belong with me
You belong with me





hmmm, gue cuma mau bilang : YOU BELONG WITH ME!

teardrops on my guitar part2

nggak, gue nggak nangis-nangis di gitar gue lah. hahahaha
ntar karat lagi air mata gue kan beracun. hahaha.
ga lucu.

jadi kemaren pm msn gue "terlalu sedih untuk melakukan apapun, minum aja keselek"
iya ini beneran, gue terlalu sedih untuk ngapain aja. bahkan kemaren tuh rasanya gue nggak semangat ngapa-ngapain. waktu lampu mati(ya, kayaknya setiap jam lampu rumah selalu mati) aja gue malah jadi seneng, entah kenapa kayaknya kegelapan itu menemani gue bersedih dan berkesal hati. (Yaampuun aly). yah, entah kenapa gue sedih banget yaaaaa. hiks.

Ceritanya gini. Gue nggak suka lagi sama pangeran berkuda putih. alasannya rahasia. tapi ini beneran gue nggak suka lagi sama dia, tadi aja gue pengen banget telat masuk supaya nggak ketemu dia. dan bener aja gue telat, tapi ga sampe ditahan gitu. terus gue berusaha banget untuk nggak ketemu dia hari itu, entah kenapa. tapi ternyata ketemu juga. padahal gue pengeeeeen banget ga ketemu sama dia. gue sebel. sebel, sebel, sebel. kenapa sih hari ini harus ketemu dia..........

Drew looks at me, I fake a smile so he won't see
That I want and I'm needing everything that we should be
I'll bet she's beautiful, that girl he talks about
And she's got everything that I have to live without

Drew talks to me, I laugh cause it's so damn funny
That I can't even see anyone when he's with me
He says he's so in love, he's finally got it right,
I wonder if he knows he's all I think about at night

He's the reason for the teardrops on my guitar
The only thing that keeps me wishing on a wishing star
He's the song in the car I keep singing, don't know why I do

Drew walks by me, can he tell that I can't breathe?
And there he goes, so perfectly,
The kind of flawless I wish I could be
She'd better hold him tight, give him all her love
Look in those beautiful eyes and know she's lucky cause

So I drive home alone, as I turn out the light
I'll put his picture down and maybe
Get some sleep tonight

He's the reason for the teardrops on my guitar
The only one who's got enough for me to break my heart
He's the song in the car I keep singing, don't know why I do
He's the time taken up, but there's never enough
And he's all that I need to fall into..

Drew looks at me, I fake a smile so he won't see.

sorry gue ngepost lagu yang sama

lucky

postingnya khusus buat andita suri, yang maksa-maksa biar chord lagu ini di post ke blog gue... hahaha

C Am
Do you hear me, I'm talking to you

Dm G Em

Across the water across the deep blue ocean

Am
Under the open sky

Dm G

Oh my, baby I'm trying

C Am

Boy I hear you in my dreams

Dm G

I feel you whisper across the sea

Em Am

I keep you with me in my heart

Dm G

You make it easier when life gets hard

Am Dm G

Lucky I'm in love with my best friend

G Am

Lucky to have been where I have been

C Dm G

Lucky to be coming home again

C Am Em

Oooohhooohhohhooohh

Dm Am

They don't know how long it takes

G Am

Waiting for a love like this

Dm Am

Every time we say goodbye

G Am

I wish we had one more kiss

Dm Am G Am Dm G

I'll wait for you I'll promise you, I will (I'm)

Am Dm G

I'm lucky I'm in love with my best friend

C G Am

Lucky to have been where I have been

Dm G

Lucky to be coming home again

Am Dm

We're lucky we're in love every way

G C G Am

Lucky to have stayed where we have stayed

Dm G

Lucky to be coming home someday

C Am

And so I'm sailing through the sea

Dm G

To an island where we'll meet

Em Am

You'll hear the music, fill the air

Dm G

I'll put a flower in your hair

C Am

And though the breezes through trees

Dm G

Move so pretty, you're all I see

Em Am

As the world keeps spinning round

Dm G

You hold me right here right now

Am Dm G

Lucky I'm in love with my best friend

C G Am

Lucky to have been where I have been

Dm G

Lucky to be coming home again

Am Dm

We're lucky we're in love every way

G C G Am

Lucky to have stayed where we have stayed

Dm G

Lucky to be coming home someday

C Am G

Ooohh oooh oooh oooh ooh ooh ooh ooh

C Am G Dm G C

Ooooh ooooh oooh oooh ooh ooh ooh ooh

sandbox

itu dia....
itu dia....

kali ini aku harus berani, nggak mungkin aku terus-terusan diam dan menunggu. Sadar Liv, ini bukan dongeng yang sering kamu baca waktu TK. Kamu bukan snow white yang sedang menunggu si prince charming. kamu juga bukan cinderella yang tiba-tiba bisa ketemu pangeran karena sihir. kamu harus maju sendiri, tanpa ibu peri yang siap mengayun tongkatnya. ayo Liv! kamu pasti bisa. batinku terus mendorongku untuk maju.

itu dia....
berdiri disana, menatap langit sambil berjalan pelan.

itu dia...
Nicholas, cowok yang selama ini menyita perhatian, waktu dan pikiranku. yang tak lain adalah teman main satu sandbox ku, aku memainkan boneka bintang dan dia robot. waktu itu, waktu umurku masih 4 tahun. aku tetangganya tapi kemudian aku pindah rumah dan sekarang aku kembali lagi kesini. ke rumahku yang dulu. tapi Nicholas, dia lupa siapa aku. maksudku kita saling melupakan satu sama lain sampai suatu hari...

"Liv, beliin bunda gula ya setengah kilo!". "Oh, iya bun." aku berjalan ke warung dekat rumahku. disana ada seorang ibu-ibu yang sedang membeli pewangi, "Eh, Livia udah gede ya?" siapa sih? batinku. "Eh iya tante." "inget nggak kamu kan dulu suka main di sandbox sama Nicholas. sekarang dia juga satu sekolah sama kamu. tuh dia." ibu-ibu itu menunjuk ke arah seorang cowok yang sedang bersepeda. Oh, Nicholas yang itu. dia inget nggak ya sama aku.

Kenyataannya dia memang nggak inget sama aku, entah kenapa. huh. aku jadi inget waktu dulu sama dia sering nyanyiin lagu bintang kejora. ya, sekarang aku harus berani. dia harus inget sama aku.

"Hai."
"Umm, hai?"
"Kamu Nicholas kan?"
"Iya, kamu siapa ya?"
"Kamu lupa?"
"Iya sumpah kamu siapa sih?"
"Tunggu."

Ku tarik tangan Nicholas ke taman, menuju ke sandbox. taman sepi sekali karena langit mendung. tidak ada siapa pun.

"Ngapain nih? kamu siapa?"
"udah liat aja."

Lalu aku mengajaknya duduk di sandbox yang sekarang sepertinya agak sempit. dulu sepertinya disini luas. aku mengeluarkan boneka bintangku yang sudah lusuh sekali sekarang. Lalu aku diam sebentar.

"apa sih maksudnya?"
"Dengerin aku."
"Oke"

"ku pandang langit penuh bintang bertaburan....
berkelap-kelip seumpama intan berlian...
tampak sebuah lebih terang cahayanya
itulah bintangku
bintang kejora
yang indah selalu....."

"Livia?"
"Hahahahahaha. iya ini aku, temen main kamu di sandbox!"
"Livia! ya ampun aku lupa sama kamu, maaf!"
"Hehehe."
"Abis sekarang kamu tambah cantik sih, nggak kayak dulu rambut dikuncir dua bawa-bawa dot kemana-mana."
"Hahahaha, kamu juga udah nggak seitem dulu."





1-6-2009